Three Tragic Tales from the Tropics

There are harsh lessons to be learned out here in the Heart of Darkness. One must be on the top of his game just to survive. A chap unscathed is a fellow unlived, though.

Lesson Learned #1:
Don't drink and shoot things. It leaves a scar.




Lesson learned #2:
Don't run a marathon around and atop Table Mountain. It'll leave infected blisters. And a scar.





Lesson learned #3:
Don't shove your foot into bicycle spokes while barefoot. It'll snap your toe in three. And will leave a scar.








More maulings to come in the coming months, to be sure. Summer's on it's way.